“But I'm telling you the same I tell kings and queens:
don't ever, ever, ever mess around with my greens.
especially the beans!”

— The Witch, Into the Woods

Attention and be warned!

These are magic beans. Do not eat these. One keeper sprouted a prophecy once and hasn’t stopped screaming since. Each bean contains a universe of magic. Or possibly just gas. Handle with care, or at least curiosity and a pair of tongs. Today a mischief bean appeared, demanded cake and vanished. Bean #27 should not be trusted with unsupervised glitter. They’re unpredictable. They’re sparkly. They’re seeking you? If your right earlobe tingled when you read this, you may be one of the destined. The enchantments are binding. The fortunes are ridiculous. Ask no bean too many questions!

Spilling The Beans

  • The Bean of Bold Beginnings

    Plant this under a blue moon and announce your greatest wish to no one in particular, then stare meaningfully at the sky. Results may vary, depending on dramatic flair.

  • Bean of Whimsical Luck

    Keep this in your pocket and you will soon stumble upon something you weren’t looking for. Possibly hidden treasure. Possibly your library card from 6 years ago?

  • The Mischief Bean

    Hide this one in the sock drawer of someone who deserves a giggle. Bearer is entitled to (1) dramatic flourish per day, no questions asked as per clause W of the bean contract.

  • The Self-Growth Sprout

    Place the bean near something that smells nice. Say aloud, “I attract warmth, wit, and weirdos I adore. Then maybe make a cup of tea.

  • The Abundance Bean

    This bean believes in you. To attract wealth, keep this bean in your shoe for one day. Yes, really. No, we don’t know why. The goblins insisted.

  • Bean of Sweet Dreams

    Put this bean on your nightstand and dream of bold first moves. Whisper to the bean, “May flirtation find me with flair.” Give someone a wink the next day. If it’s weird, blame the bean.

What comes with the bean?

Each bean comes with it’s own tiny contract, magic, and mayhem. Containers are available and recommended. Bean #11 bit someone. No bean is the same, yet they are all tied together. We’ve tried to catalogue them at The Magic Forge and do as they ask, to travel, to grant wishes and whimsy.